Porn Ain’t So Popular

OK…so I have to admit…I’m a bit behind on posts. BUT, just know that there will be quite a few to come these next few days…

Anywho, when I recently saw an article that social networking searches have surpassed porn, I remembered I had a picture I hadn’t shown from the conventions yet.

McCain in Porn Is Bipartisan

It was a bit of a shocker to see McCain sporting a “Porn Is Bipartisan” cap and shirt since I didn’t know what the organization was all about. Luckily the back of this trading card er, collectible, assuages our fear that McCain is an Internet pedophile chat-room stalker (which I think would be pretty hard to do, if you don’t know how to use e-mail). It also tells us some little facts about those naked pictures you were looking at before you decided to come on over to ususbaby.com, such as:
-”Porn is overtaking the American youth and our govt. is doing nothing.”
-”87% of all teens are online.”
-”The U.S. produces the most porn in the world.”

My favorite is the clincher: “If you are pro the American family then you are pro Porn Is Bipartisan.”

OK. Just don’t EVER make me wear that hat. Do you know what kind of weirdos would hit on an Asian woman wearing that???

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